Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 85046 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CryoVision

    CryoVision

    Just a new server looking for players.plz join the Discord server the invite codes is it the Discord link

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Animals Bred: 80
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 600DvD anarchy server Minecraft

    600DvD anarchy server Minecraft

    pirate server of anarchy without rules

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Evamc

    Evamc

    A fresh OP Prison gameplay with unique elements is available in EvaMC Prison. Players can take use of systems and rewards like tokens, automatic selling, upgradeable pickaxes, and quarrys. You can start a new voyage and gain prestige faster by unlocking these features. The intensity and excitement of the game are increased by daily events and giveaways. Join now to begin your journey.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crimsons Survival And Minigames

    Crimsons Survival And Minigames

    i hope you have fun on my server there is only survival and a shooting range right now but i will add more minigames in a bit.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Survival server for subscribers Minecraft server

    Survival server for subscribers Minecraft server

    f1.aurorix.net:31086 – Temporary IP

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 3343
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Nightmc

    Nightmc

    NightMC Network

    We are a Dutch network. We offer the game modes MineTopia, Creative and Survival. We are currently not open yet but feel free to join the discord we will open very soon. Hopefully see you soon at Nightmc!

    Mvg, Lead NightMC

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KoolKids

    KoolKids

    Immersive Factions and Survival Experiance available on Java and Bedrock editions of the game. Come play Minecraft with the Kool Kids, Join Koolkids.servegame.com, TODAY!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RaptorMC

    RaptorMC

    RaptorMC Anarconomy An entirely new breed of anarchy -No rules -Raid players bases -Custom enchants -$20 Baltop Payouts -Auction House -Crates -Ranks -Youtube Rank (100 Subs) Discord Server: discord.gg/KsQdFrs

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Betachy Minecraft server

    Betachy Minecraft server

    Hello Minecraft players!Looking for a unique anarchic server to play without waiting in line for hours?Do you hate Microsoft Player’s security features as much as we do?

    If yes, try betachi! The server has been running since 2019 and the world has never been rebooted.Nostalgic gameplay, creativity and chaos meet here.Whatever you want to do, no one can stop you from doing it here!There are many useful chat features: you can color text green by prefixing it with >, and you can create group chats using /party.

    -Good luck

    IP: betachy.euversion: 1.5.2 Recommended – (probably 1.7.10)website: http://web.betachy.eu

    The server also hosts one of the largest beta maps ever created, version 1.7.3.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8551 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 940836 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Madprison

    Madprison

    We’re happy to announce the official launch of our server.24th May – 10:00 GMT+0Everything will be wiped and you have another chance to get to the top.

    It’s a prison server.

    Infinite prestige/rankup, donor ranks, custom enchants, tokens, crates, kits, pvpmine.

    We’re looking for players to enjoy and help us to improve our server.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Void Armor Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Slime World

    Slime World

    Slime World is the newest Slimefun server, full of new gadgets and machinery to build all sorts of new items. Come mine spawners, explore caves and mines, set up the largest coal farm, or make all kinds of exotic foods….or just build your claimed base however you like. Lots of special and rare items, crates and keys and voting perks! Don’t miss out on the funnest Minecraft experience….Slimefun at Slime World! We also have and Open Beta towny server for your enjoyment!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Villages Defended: 11 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Vagmemes

    Vagmemes

    The best Arabic Server for PvP, Feel free to join this Server and try it out!(PvP, SkyPvP, RedstonePvP, 1vs1, Skywars)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 320866 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HoldGrand Minecraft server

    HoldGrand Minecraft server

    Our server offers players an exciting survival experience in the world of Minecraft, using various plugins that add new features and improve the gameplay. We strive to create a friendly and fun environment for all players, regardless of their experience level.

    Our server supports Minecraft versions from 1.20.51 to 1.20.60, which allows players to enjoy all the new features and functionality that have been added to these versions. We are constantly updating our server to provide the best gaming experience for our players.

    Telegram https://t.me/holdgrandnews

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6476 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crystalland network

    Crystalland network

    CrystalLand offers several game modes, including Survival and Skyblock . Each game mode has its own unique features and challenges, providing players with a diverse range of gameplay experiences. The server also offers custom-made maps and arenas for players to explore and enjoy, as well as a range of plugins and mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

    CrystalLand is known for its friendly and welcoming community, with players from different backgrounds and age groups coming together to enjoy Minecraft. The server has a team of staff members who monitor player behavior and address any issues or concerns that may arise, ensuring that the server remains a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Features:➣ Survival Network➣ Crossplay (Java + Bedrock/PE)➣ Cracked Support➣ Economy System➣ Land Claim➣ Shop➣ Teleport➣ Powerful Armors In Cheap➣ Awesome Crates➣ Premium Perks➣ Displayable Ranks➣ Activity Rewards➣ Starter Kits➣ 99% Uptime➣ 24/7 Discord Support

    Start youe New Epic journey With CrystalLand Season 1

    IP: play.crystalland.xyzPort: 25888

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Emeralds Found: 7235 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Official PC Gamer Minecraft Server

    The Official PC Gamer Minecraft Server

    We’re a multi-world vanilla survival server that’s been around since the days of alpha. We’re currently on 1.15, and currently have an active survival and creative world, with a factions world in the works! Join our discord at discord.pcgmcus.com to stay up to date!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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