Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SonOyuncu Network

    SonOyuncu Network

    Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • No Named Orgs Server

    No Named Orgs Server

    We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • cCraft

    cCraft

    cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Project City Build

    Project City Build

    Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • that cry

    that cry

    liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 300 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DreamZone

    DreamZone

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    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • lemoncraft

    lemoncraft

    At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1264 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • vakmc

    vakmc

    Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • JustMinecraft

    JustMinecraft

    Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 257 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Potions Brewed: 165 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NeuroSMP

    NeuroSMP

    Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SFC.MC

    SFC.MC

    An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 193749
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecraft Realms

    Minecraft Realms

    Medieval Themed MC Server, with a few QOL plugins thrown in. Claim some land using a Gold Shovel will you have a house or will you start your own Clan and make a Kingdom? With a simple Economy using Chest Shops and Currency being Gold, Diamond and Emerald….Medieval Bartering for the win!Have FUN!!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    Eternals has a friendly community and currently a survival Custom updated to the latest version 1.20, with many features: basic commands, jobs, economy, slime fun, superpowers, custom items, keys and much more.English: Eternals is a Spanish-speaking Minecraft Survival server, custom-made to perfection and running on the latest MC version. It has so many features, including basic commands, jobs, an economy, SlimeFun, superpowers, custom items, and keys. The server even has enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and, let’s not forget about events! You really won’t find anything else out there quite like it, so don’t bother trying and just join Eternals!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Overcraft Network

    Overcraft Network

    You can join our network in 1.18.2 [Optifine]. We have incredible support and a selection of games you’ll never get bored of. Some of them include:– Overland – Prison – SkyWars – Bedwars – Arcade – Nexus – And much more…

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Imperia MC

    Imperia MC

    Imperia is a semi roleplay geopolitical Minecraft server and it advances this cause by implementing such plugins and game mechanics to best suit that purpose. However these custom game mechanics may only provide the basic framework, every in-game achievement is solely in the hands of the players. This means, that not all existing features are accessible from the start. Only player input and game progression can allow for progress.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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