Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • theravenAU MC

    theravenAU MC

    Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

    Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • b253 anarchy

    b253 anarchy

    A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dimension Hops: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AquaPearl

    AquaPearl

    Welcome to AquaPearl!

    Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

    Key Highlights for ALL Members:

    Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

    Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

    Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

    AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CitrusNetwork

    CitrusNetwork

    Welcome to CitrusNetwork

    Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

    Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

    OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

    Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

    Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Animals Bred: 13
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blockhead Kids

    Blockhead Kids

    Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

    Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

    Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

    For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

    But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

    At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 189 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Grimwood

    Grimwood

    Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

    If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

    Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

    The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mines Excavated: 3016
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AethraCraft

    AethraCraft

    Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

    AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

    SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PokeReturn

    PokeReturn

    PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 492
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

    Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Crops Grown: 6195
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 221
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • DragonCraftMC

    DragonCraftMC

    Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Animals Bred: 129 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Dragon Scales Harvested: 180
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ScuffleMC

    ScuffleMC

    JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

    ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

    1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Farzy

    Farzy

    A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

    Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Crown

    The Crown

    Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

    But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

    But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

    IP: thecrownmc.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Noobcraft

    Noobcraft

    Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ExaliaMC

    ExaliaMC

    Welcome to ExaliaMC!

    Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

    We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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