Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Animals Bred: 59 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FairNSquareMC

    FairNSquareMC

    FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 578 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Elivius

    Elivius

    Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

    • Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

    Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Dragon Eggs Found: 1815
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 New Chunks Explored: 583699

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

    We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Minedoms

    Minedoms

    A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

    To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

    To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Farms Harvested: 221 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4626 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Lands of Minearchy

    Lands of Minearchy

    Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

    Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

    Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Suralt

    Suralt

    Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

    Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Safe Haven

    Safe Haven

    Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

    SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

    Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

    We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CandyCraft

    CandyCraft

    Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Crops Grown: 9727
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ChickenCraft

    ChickenCraft

    A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • WinterMC

    WinterMC

    WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

    IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 138 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pyramid Corp.

    Pyramid Corp.

    Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 2804
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Oceania Prestige

    Oceania Prestige

    Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

    For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Zombie Dances: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

    Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Olympia Earth

    Olympia Earth

    Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 2932
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 40

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ZenPvP

    ZenPvP

    ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

    We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

    IP: play.zenpvp.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 231 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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