Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

ambiguously humanoid, Anthro, desuarchive, Edition, general, Human, long tail tags, malpractice, Minecraft, missed threads, pastebin, pred, Previous thread, QoTT, Rentry, search, smp, Subject, tags, Thread, Trash, vore

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Buildings Constructed:	42
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Towns Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all your vore-related shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and plenty of opportunities to get swallowed whole by a giant Ender Dragon (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Whether you prefer anthropomorphic predators, human predators, or even ambiguously humanoid predators, we’ve got them all here waiting to gobble you up in the most hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to be vored like never before!

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	7223
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	570
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3445	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	9593	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ores Mined:	2346	Runes Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3658	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	214	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Votes:	2659
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!