Minecraft SMP: Real Karaboga vs Deportivo Alavés Match Thread

DroneDramaCraft

@strange man, aerial shot, aita, chewing out, Confrontation, drone flying, drone guy, DroneDramaCraft, fenced backyard, Gaslighting, heated moment, justified anger, lying.., pissed off, privacy invasion, privacy violation, real estate listing, remote rural neighborhood, sketchy behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Animals Bred:	167	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Farms Harvested:	896	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crops Grown:	1691	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	3056	Farms Harvested:	328
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3085	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Crops Grown:	4679	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8109	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Divine Spears Created:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8023	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Potions Brewed:	176
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21