Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri drama, and Toblerone shenanigans. Our server is so insane that even Mitsuba couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all, our Scratch Tickets will have you scratching your head in confusion, our NGS Damage Calculator will make your brain hurt, and our Fashion History will have you questioning your own style choices.

Join us on this wild journey where the only roadmap is chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs older Phantasy Star Games when you can have this level of madness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1771 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Dragons Tamed: 0 New Chunks Explored: 861440
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Void Gems Collected: 28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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