Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri drama, and Toblerone shenanigans. Our server is so insane that even Mitsuba couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all, our Scratch Tickets will have you scratching your head in confusion, our NGS Damage Calculator will make your brain hurt, and our Fashion History will have you questioning your own style choices.

Join us on this wild journey where the only roadmap is chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs older Phantasy Star Games when you can have this level of madness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Alien Abductions: 0
Mines Excavated: 1638 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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