Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HKRPGSW

PvE, PvP, Survival

Want to play survival? Afraid of being bored again? That’s right! Breakfast Survival Server is a server that combines survival and RPG. And players are often online, so they won’t be bored after entering. Hurry up and join the Breakfast Survival Server! Friends from Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan are welcome to join our server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Soul valley stables

Chill, Equestrian, Equine, Horse, Roleplay

Hello i am trixy! i own soul valley stables! we are a WIP and its only me and my friend tessa! we have genetic animals and genetic cats and genetic horses! we also use swem horses! we allow creative to build your home! and offer roleplays and lessons! please join the discord to get the mod download and the server ip! curse forge needed!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Marych

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. That means that it takes a little bit longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

This server is still in progress. The game modes are added one after the other. This means that it still takes a while until the server is completely finished. But still welcome! Kind regards, builders and admins of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes just come one after another. That means it takes a little longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes follow one after the other. This means that the server takes a little longer to complete. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators from the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. This means it will take a bit longer for the server to be ready. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Life5teal

Survival

LIFE5TEAL • Season 1 Released

🛡 Staff needed : Apply in the Discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TryPvP

PvP, Survival

TryPvP is a survival server. Our Developer has been working for hours upon hours to perfect the Skripts neccesary to run our server.

Unfortunately we have to shut down by the start of June. But until then, get on and have fun! We’re accepting staff even though we won’t be up. But if you get to be staff, you’ll have your staff rank when we restart!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlanetMC1

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play PlanetMC1 we have survival, pvp, skyblock, and events! winning an event will not only get you a reward but you will get a custom rank! so come join us hade have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Exoticnetwork

Cracked, Crates, Ffa, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.exoticnetwork.in:19132

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Faction

Factions, PvP, Survival

We are currently looking for Staff members such as builders, Moderators, Admins, Managers, Developers, ETC. If you think you can help? JOIN! If you can advertise this server by recording or posting things on your social medias, then JOIN HERE! This server will be the next thing with your help! Thank you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kreys

Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Gui Shop, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Slimefun, Vanilla Survival

SLIMEFUN ELITEMOBS JOBS SKILLS SHOP

If you are looking for a server to play with your friends without lag and great content JOIN!

Our server has dungeons, tombs upon death, no ADMIN abuse, active STAFF, rewards when voting, store, jobs, random meteorites around the map, free of hackers and MANY MORE THINGS!

SURVIVAL [1.8.9-1.19.3] BEDROCK Y JAVA SLIMEFUN, ELITEMOBS, SHOP, SKILLS

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Raphie MC Server

Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla, survival, Minecraft server. Almost everything can happen because it has only 2 rules. The server is also by the Youtuber “Raphie Exists” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGznixdw_sxn5Jn1bIHl8A). The 2 rules are: 1. Don’t say language that may be offensive to a race, gender, religion, etc 2. Don’t hack

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ParadoxMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

– Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

hostiland

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome To The Survival Vote; Hostiland I Hope You Have Fun On My Server and Don’t Forget to Vote Krak

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RolePlay 100×100

Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

Servidorft RolePlay 1.12.2 forge (with mods, download on discord) is a server with jobs such as police, banker, farmer, miner… It is important to log into discord and follow the instructions in the welcome message.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Tapioca express

Pixelmon Reforged

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	New Chunks Explored:	824868
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.