Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Faction

Factions, PvP, Survival

We are currently looking for Staff members such as builders, Moderators, Admins, Managers, Developers, ETC. If you think you can help? JOIN! If you can advertise this server by recording or posting things on your social medias, then JOIN HERE! This server will be the next thing with your help! Thank you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Kreys

Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Gui Shop, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Slimefun, Vanilla Survival

SLIMEFUN ELITEMOBS JOBS SKILLS SHOP

If you are looking for a server to play with your friends without lag and great content JOIN!

Our server has dungeons, tombs upon death, no ADMIN abuse, active STAFF, rewards when voting, store, jobs, random meteorites around the map, free of hackers and MANY MORE THINGS!

SURVIVAL [1.8.9-1.19.3] BEDROCK Y JAVA SLIMEFUN, ELITEMOBS, SHOP, SKILLS

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Raphie MC Server

Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla, survival, Minecraft server. Almost everything can happen because it has only 2 rules. The server is also by the Youtuber “Raphie Exists” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGznixdw_sxn5Jn1bIHl8A). The 2 rules are: 1. Don’t say language that may be offensive to a race, gender, religion, etc 2. Don’t hack

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ParadoxMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

– Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

hostiland

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome To The Survival Vote; Hostiland I Hope You Have Fun On My Server and Don’t Forget to Vote Krak

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	323562	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RolePlay 100×100

Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

Servidorft RolePlay 1.12.2 forge (with mods, download on discord) is a server with jobs such as police, banker, farmer, miner… It is important to log into discord and follow the instructions in the welcome message.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tapioca express

Pixelmon Reforged

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Zees Pub Semi-Vanilla Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Zee’s Pub No Rules/No Hacks/No Pay2Win Semi-Vanilla Survival is built on Paper as the server base, runs on a Linux Dedicated server, we use SilkSpawners to make Spawners Mineable with Silk Touch, EssentialsX For The Basics, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor(Sleep Plugin), Phantom Combat(For Combat Logging), and Lasso. ONLY Anonymous donations are allowed, there is no buying admin, items, ranks, particles, cosmetics, etc… The only incentive you have to donate is making sure the server can continue running on a High Performance Dedicated Server with Gigabit Fiber connection.

IP: minecraft.zee.li Port:25565(default)

Specs:

Intel Core i7 9700K

64GB DDR4 RAM

M.2 NVMe Drive

Gigabit Fiber Ethernet Plugins installed on server: SilkSpawners, Essentials, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor, Phantom Combat, Lasso

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCJabko

Vanilla

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ourcraft community

Arena Pvp, Discord, Events, Fun, smp

Ourcraft is a minecraft SMP server! The first ever discord server was created back in 2021 and stays till this day. The name has been kept from public since 2014. This means that in 2014 me and my friend tough we created the first name “OurCraft”. In 2022 I found that there have been servers with the same name since 2011 ! Now here with us you can make friends and memories while our staff team is protecting you. We have Custom Weapons that help you progress thru the gameplay, we have custom enchants and so much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

redneck mining

Economy, Survival

Just a small friendly minecraft server, come have fun and relax and play minecraft. some addons for your enjoyment

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

minetopia-nl

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

minetopia nl only server we builts this town for your fun and rp you have to me nl to join if you are ty for join our server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cosmicsmp

Crates, Kit PvP, Ranks

A server like any other that is dedicated to boxing pvp, I hope you like it

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Skybrawl

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

We’re introducing a brand new game to the Minecraft community. Skybrawl is a combination of the three most widely-loved gamemodes that exist to date; Skyblock, Factions, and Prison. We’ve combined them in a way that allows the player to experience the feel of each one, not by simply adding prison mines to a skyblock server. Raid other player’s islands, upgrade your own, rankup, and so much more. Start your adventure today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.