Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Benadyl Skyblock

Skyblock

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The core network

Kit PvP

Server IP: play.corepvp.orgBeta Release Date: June 17th at 1PM UTCRegion: EUVersion: 1.8Release Date: July 1st at 1PM UTC

FEATURES– Custom Kits (Free kits, Gem Kits, Donator kits)– Custom events hosted by players– Daily KoTHs with exclusive rewards– Voting rewards and Vote parties– Duels– Good Anticheat– And much more..

🎉 GIVEAWAY 🎉: 25 Mythic keys to 5 lucky players & 5 VIP

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JellyPR

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

A custom Prison server that is addicting and fun. Helpful players and staff that are constant active. You might try this server, we including PvP and other stuff. We constantly update the server every new season with payouts.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MCMech

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

A incredible server feel free to join we are taking staff apps now warning this server is currently work in progress and we need builders and devs asap as well as players enjoy this server is currently friends with the youtuber spectroknife plz sub to him

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Giporymc

Earth, Economy, smp, Survival, Towny

GiporyMC is a server that started back in 2020. We are remaking it hopefully bigger than before. Experience a 1:1500 Earth map with Towny so you can start your own nations and go to war with people who won’t submit to you. Or be peaceful and not get involved with it, your choice.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GCPixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

This server is ran by one person so if there any bugs or lag or anything that effect your play Experience let me know in my discord and also if you have any ideas of what I can add let me know and ill try to add them in the next server update. If the server is down it ether A. I’m updating it or B. the server hosting that I’m using is down or I need to find another server hosting place. Please do not beg or cheat. You can use journey map and pixelmon information’s. Please do not use any x ray if you I find out that your using them then you’ll may be ban for a few days to a few weeks depending on how many time you been you been banned before if you keep on using hacked clients or even x ray you will be ban for up to 1 year or even longer . I will do special even that allow you to use x ray and other mods like that. If you have any ideas of what I can do for events let me know in my discord. I think I said it already but if you have any bugs or issues please try to keep in mind that I’m only one person and need time to fix or solve something. thank you for reading and please follow the rules that are on my discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9889	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Greenborn

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft 100% vanilla at the moment without rules or mods, non-premium —————————————————————————————————–

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bountiful

Antigrief, bedrock, Chestshop, Economy, Fishing, Jobs, MCMMO, Survival

Bountiful is a fun, free way individuals and families can gather together to enjoy a Minecraft experience where community and cooperation come first. A dedicated Java Survival server, Bountiful offers a non-toxic playing environment, in which Admins. Moderators and Helpers provide frequent in-game supervision

Bountiful can be reached at:

Bedrock bountiful.c5ieducation.com / port 19132

Java bountiful.c5ieducation.com / port 25565

Thank you! If you have questions or issues, please contact us using the #support channel in Discord.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

town0

Roleplay, Survival

A PLAYER RUN TOWN SERVER rules: no griefing: 1 day to 1 month ban depending on scale no abuse of rank: 1 month to permanent ban depending on scale remember: *please vote. you get no reward except for the fact that this server is put in front of the eyes of more people. I’d appreciate it. *abuse of rank means that you are an admin that went into creative without permission, or was involved in anything illegal on the server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InfinitiveMC

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

InfinitiveMC Railbattle(new mode) KitPvP survival and more upcoming gamemodes(still under development)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Slivermc

Server IP: play.slivermc.nl

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HeloCade Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HeloCade Network ————————————————— Events – $$$ Practice – Work In Progress KitPvP – Work In Progress ————————————————— Discord – https://discord.helocade.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HKRPGSW

PvE, PvP, Survival

Want to play survival? Afraid of being bored again? That’s right! Breakfast Survival Server is a server that combines survival and RPG. And players are often online, so they won’t be bored after entering. Hurry up and join the Breakfast Survival Server! Friends from Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan are welcome to join our server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Soul valley stables

Chill, Equestrian, Equine, Horse, Roleplay

Hello i am trixy! i own soul valley stables! we are a WIP and its only me and my friend tessa! we have genetic animals and genetic cats and genetic horses! we also use swem horses! we allow creative to build your home! and offer roleplays and lessons! please join the discord to get the mod download and the server ip! curse forge needed!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Marych

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. That means that it takes a little bit longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

This server is still in progress. The game modes are added one after the other. This means that it still takes a while until the server is completely finished. But still welcome! Kind regards, builders and admins of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes just come one after another. That means it takes a little longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes follow one after the other. This means that the server takes a little longer to complete. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators from the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. This means it will take a bit longer for the server to be ready. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.