Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7264	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1091	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	141
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7173
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	6380
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Emeralds Found:	7468

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	123
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CustomSt3al

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Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Fabled Realms

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Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

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Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	261	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

IndependentCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ores Mined:	558

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EndGameQuest

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!