Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

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Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Join CozyCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	258	Runes Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5244
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Warships & Stars
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Void Gems Collected:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	970	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKoreanNATOWar, Defense, disputed territories, eastern europe, Fighting, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, nato, News, North Korea, Reports, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, Ukraine, Verification

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

#sustainability, agriculture, Aqua, climate change, economic development, economic forecast, economic impact, environmental policy, Farm, Food, food security, food supply, gdp, GDP loss, global economy, international trade, Loss, PIXEL, Resource Management, Risk, Water Crisis, water economics, water management, water scarcity, world food production, WTO study

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CustomSt3al

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, role playing, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	6536	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Fabled Realms

Adventure, alliances, Arena Pvp, Combat Skills, community-driven, Duels, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, knight, Legacy, Mage, Medieval, Mystery, PvE, PvP, Questing, Rogue, Roleplay, storytelling, stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles

Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Emeralds Found:	4590
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

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Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6621	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	225
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16