Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

battle scars, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, psychological trauma, resilience, signs of distress., signs of emotional pain, signs of hardship, signs of struggle, signs of suffering, signs of trauma, SignsOfASurvivor, smp, Trauma, Trauma recovery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Star Shards Collected:	182
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

6 months, Bacterial infection, chronic cough, cough analysis, cough frequency, cough monitoring, CoughCraft, Disease Progression, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, long-term study, Medical research, Monitoring, objective tracking, Patients, public health, pulmonary conditions, respiratory health, study, Tracker, treatment effectiveness, Tuberculosis

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AwokenMC

1.16, bedrock, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Potions Brewed:	55

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mineserver

#mineserver, ADDING, Adventure, apex hosting, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Creative, Difficult, Exploration, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, ONLINE, Plugins, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode, Updates

This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Gems Collected:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

art, Atoq, Beliefs, Chill Community, custom origins, Events, In-Game Voice Chat, Lore, music maker mods, Polls, Semi, smp, Staff, Vanilla

Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

adorable, animation, Anime, Character, comedy, cute, Demand, Fan, friendship, Fun, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Otaku, Request, school life, series, Server, slice of life, Thread, Wataten, Watatens

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3150
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

acknowledge, active study, aged, continue, dream, dreamt, fortune, Impactful, japanese, japanese language, Japanese language professor, Language, Last Night, let down, Long Time, my fortune, new students, Professor, Real Life, Rush, smp, Students, study

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

clean out, current market value, decision, disagreement, estate home, EstateSaleGoneWrong, Fairness, family dynamics, family legacy, family members, financial dispute, Home ownership, Inheritance, Négotiation, original price, price at time of death, Property, Purchase, real estate, refusal, Updates

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

attachment styles, emotional attachment, emotional connections, emotional development, first love, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lasting impact., lessons, life experiences, long-term effects, love, love and relationships, love patterns, lovecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, relationship patterns, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Discovery, smp, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3026
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

abroad, Bans, family, fertility, International, italy, law, Legal, Medical, Minecraft, parenting, PastaCraft, people, Planning, Procedures, reproductive, restrictions, RIGHTS, Seek, Server, surrogacy, travel, Travelling

so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

Citizens, Civil unrest, Conspiracy, destabilization, Espionage, foreign influence, investigation, law enforcement, misfits, Moldovan, Moldovan police, political manipulation, programme, Propaganda, RIOTCRAFT, Riots, russia, SECURITY, staged, Training, Uncovered, undercover operation, Unrest

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

#covert operations, Analysts, CANCELLED, CHANGE, cia, Classified, cover story, crazy reasons, creeper, Deception, Espionage, family, government agency, holiday plans, intelligence, Invasion, last minute, made up, MI5, secret mission, SECURITY, top secret, undercover, vacation

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.