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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4565	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8853
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Rune Stones Activated:	12

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Enchantments Applied:	175	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Potions Brewed:	163	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3072	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Towns Built:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Votes:	8515	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	130
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Animals Bred:	112	Infernal Machines Built:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ores Mined:	7690	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5306	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Potions Brewed:	72
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com