Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PolarBearPurgeCraft

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT POLAR BEARS THAT DO CRAZY SH*T LIKE SHOWING UP IN ICELAND AND GETTING SHOT BY POLICE. IF U WANNA SEE MORE WILD ANIMALS DOING DUMB STUFF, COME ON OVER. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS INSANITY??? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, WHERE ANYTHING GOES AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Tire SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Pvp, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Tire SMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. It’s crossplay so both Java and Bedrock clients can connect. The IP is tiresmp.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Earth Steam Oil and Steel

Community, Create, Earth, Earth Map, Factions, Friendly, Geographic, Geopolitical, large map, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, nation, new, Oil, Roleplay, Server, smp, smp server, Steam, Steel, Survival, welcome

We are a new Minecraft modded geopolitical smp server! Our server offers a friendly community and a large earth map with a good amount of necessary mods and the ability to create your own nation! We welcome all, so what are you waiting for? We look forward to seeing you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	New Chunks Explored:	530256
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where Pumpkins Rule and Medieval Villagers Drool in ATM9:TTS Modded Madness!

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PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
	Prominence 2 [RPG] v2.6.0HF	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: to the Skies (Upcoming)	N/A	N/A
Medieval MC	Medeival MC	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server directly by using the provided server IP addresses.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers features such as tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, staff online 24/7, and regular custom events.

3. How can I get more information or connect with other players?

Feel free to join our discord server: https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Jamaica Vibes Minecraft Server

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beaches, bob marley, caribbean, culture, Exploration, Food, History, Hospitality, island life, jamaica, local cuisine, Minecraft, Reggae, Relaxation, Resorts, Server, tourism, travel, Tropical, vacation, VIBES

Oh man, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server that’s basically a virtual Jamaica! Picture this: palm trees swaying in the breeze, reggae music blasting in the background, and players riding around on virtual beach cruisers. It’s like a tropical paradise in pixel form!

But that’s not even the best part. The server has a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for epic prizes. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold somewhere on the island – if you can find it, that is.

So why join this Minecraft server? Well, where else can you surf on lava waves, ride dolphins through the ocean, and battle zombie pirates all in one place? It’s like a vacation to Jamaica without ever leaving your computer screen. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun waiting for you on this server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”

Aint, apollo, boxing, Champions, COMEBACK, creed, Defeat, determination, Fighting, Gonna, Minecraft, motivation, movie quotes, movie scenes, perseverance, REMATCH, Rivalry, Rocky, smp, sports, Stallion, Training, Underdog, Victory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the battles are as intense as a Rocky vs Apollo rematch! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone will challenge you to a duel and yell “STALLION, WHERE’S MY REMATCH?!”

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, just like Apollo Creed demanding a rematch. So if you’re ready to test your skills against the toughest players in the Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion!

But beware, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and insane battles that will leave you shouting “Ain’t gonna be no rematch, ain’t gonna be no rematch!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	487608
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

anticipated enjoyment, changed mind, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DislikeAtFirst, failed expectations, false expectations, initial excitement, let down, Minecraft, regretful experience, smp, surprising dislike, unanticipated disappointment, unanticipated dislike, unexpected aversion, unexpected disappointment, unexpected dislike, unexpected outcome, unexpected reaction, unexpected taste, unmet expectations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NoObsoProductsMC

anti-obsolescence products, durable goods, durable products, eco-conscious items, eco-friendly products, enduring products, lasting items, long-lasting items, long-term goods, non-disposable items, non-perishable goods., NoObsoProductsMC, planned obsolescence, products, Quality Goods, reliable products, sustainable goods, sustainable products, timeless items, timeless products

Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UkrainianPilotz Minecraft Server

advanced training, Air Force, Aviation, cross-border collaboration, Defense, fighter jets, fighter pilots, flight school, France, French jet training, International cooperation, military alliance, military aviation, military training, Minecraft, nato, pilot program, pilot training, Server, skilled pilots, Ukraine, Ukrainian pilots, UkrainianPilotz

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pilots have completed french jet training and are now ready to take to the skies in blocky planes! fly through the virtual world with your fellow pilots and conquer the skies with your mad skills. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest flying fantasies in minecraft? join now and soar to new heights!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

Chaos, coordinates, ELYTRA, Fun, Legacy, Nocoords, Resets, semi anarchy, Semianarchy

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	59122	Runes Activated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5273
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.