Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Crops Grown:	7705
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Tire SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Pvp, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Tire SMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. It’s crossplay so both Java and Bedrock clients can connect. The IP is tiresmp.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	149	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Earth Steam Oil and Steel

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We are a new Minecraft modded geopolitical smp server! Our server offers a friendly community and a large earth map with a good amount of necessary mods and the ability to create your own nation! We welcome all, so what are you waiting for? We look forward to seeing you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where Pumpkins Rule and Medieval Villagers Drool in ATM9:TTS Modded Madness!

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PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
	Prominence 2 [RPG] v2.6.0HF	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: to the Skies (Upcoming)	N/A	N/A
Medieval MC	Medeival MC	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server directly by using the provided server IP addresses.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers features such as tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, staff online 24/7, and regular custom events.

3. How can I get more information or connect with other players?

Feel free to join our discord server: https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Jamaica Vibes Minecraft Server

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beaches, bob marley, caribbean, culture, Exploration, Food, History, Hospitality, island life, jamaica, local cuisine, Minecraft, Reggae, Relaxation, Resorts, Server, tourism, travel, Tropical, vacation, VIBES

Oh man, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server that’s basically a virtual Jamaica! Picture this: palm trees swaying in the breeze, reggae music blasting in the background, and players riding around on virtual beach cruisers. It’s like a tropical paradise in pixel form!

But that’s not even the best part. The server has a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for epic prizes. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold somewhere on the island – if you can find it, that is.

So why join this Minecraft server? Well, where else can you surf on lava waves, ride dolphins through the ocean, and battle zombie pirates all in one place? It’s like a vacation to Jamaica without ever leaving your computer screen. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun waiting for you on this server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4976	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”

Aint, apollo, boxing, Champions, COMEBACK, creed, Defeat, determination, Fighting, Gonna, Minecraft, motivation, movie quotes, movie scenes, perseverance, REMATCH, Rivalry, Rocky, smp, sports, Stallion, Training, Underdog, Victory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the battles are as intense as a Rocky vs Apollo rematch! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone will challenge you to a duel and yell “STALLION, WHERE’S MY REMATCH?!”

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, just like Apollo Creed demanding a rematch. So if you’re ready to test your skills against the toughest players in the Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion!

But beware, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and insane battles that will leave you shouting “Ain’t gonna be no rematch, ain’t gonna be no rematch!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

anticipated enjoyment, changed mind, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DislikeAtFirst, failed expectations, false expectations, initial excitement, let down, Minecraft, regretful experience, smp, surprising dislike, unanticipated disappointment, unanticipated dislike, unexpected aversion, unexpected disappointment, unexpected dislike, unexpected outcome, unexpected reaction, unexpected taste, unmet expectations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoObsoProductsMC

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Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UkrainianPilotz Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pilots have completed french jet training and are now ready to take to the skies in blocky planes! fly through the virtual world with your fellow pilots and conquer the skies with your mad skills. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest flying fantasies in minecraft? join now and soar to new heights!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Emeralds Found:	3105

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

Chaos, coordinates, ELYTRA, Fun, Legacy, Nocoords, Resets, semi anarchy, Semianarchy

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	4101
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8924
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DinnerCraft SMP

Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for family, cooking inspiration, Dinner, dinner ideas, dinner menu, dinner preparation, dinner recipes, dinnercraft, family dinner, food preparation, home cooked dinner, home cooked meals, home cooking, meal ideas, meal planning, meal planning ideas, meal prep, menu planning, recipe ideas, smp

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!