Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Animals Bred:	187
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	200
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Star Shards Collected:	224
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crops Grown:	8837
Love Letters Sent:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Votes:	1024
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	2753	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	349935	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crops Grown:	3768	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
New Chunks Explored:	981953	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Votes:	4960	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	8088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	15