Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Secret Passages Found: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob

    DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic achievements as much as we value building epic structures and slaying dragons! Join us and show off your in-game honors just like our friend with the “first class honors” diploma in the office story above.

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you didn’t attend your virtual graduation ceremony – as long as you can mine those diamonds like a pro! And if anyone accuses you of not actually playing Minecraft, just bring in your virtual diploma to shut them up. Who knew pixels could cause so much drama, am I right?

    Join now and become the hotshot of our Minecraft community with your prestigious in-game achievements. And remember, it’s not about the degree, it’s about how you use your diamond sword to defeat the Ender Dragon. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3459 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftingChallenged

    CraftingChallenged
    Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • AquaApocalypseCraft

    AquaApocalypseCraft
    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers that r all the same? well come join our server where the global water cycle is off balance for the first time in human history! yea u heard that right, HALF the planet’s food production is at risk but don’t worry, we got u covered. join our server and help save the world by building epic farms and protecting the precious water sources. plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater cities waiting to be discovered. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3981 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Lovver

    Lovver

    We are a semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

    PvP is allowed on our server and players are free to steal or raid other bases.

    We usually host events on weekends for in-game prizes with no risk of losing your hard-earned items. Sometimes we also organize giveaways for cool items, like Discord Nitro and more.

    Join us and enjoy yourself in a free semi-vanilla Minecraft environment today.

    IP: mc.lovver.lat Discord: https://discord.gg/lovver

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Crops Grown: 6009

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5651 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Towns Built: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

    Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Emeralds Found: 8614 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Star Shards Collected: 129

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

    FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

    We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

    Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • LockdownLolsMC

    LockdownLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

    Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

    So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

    SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyNoobz

    CraftyNoobz
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minecraft Uzbekistan

    Minecraft Uzbekistan

    A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

    Create, Build, Enjoy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Mega Mango

    Mega Mango

    Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

    Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Battle Brits Minecraft Server

    Battle Brits Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

    With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

    Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

    & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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