Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Emeralds Found: 7846
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

    The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

    And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Towns Built: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8542 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 397
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Buildings Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5382 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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