Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 29 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Ores Mined: 1334 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

    NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!
    IP Address nclegacy.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

    Overview:

    NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

    Adjustments:

    • Coordinates are disabled.
    • Elytra are disabled.
    • End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
    • Phantom spawning is disabled.
    • Nether roof void damage is enabled.

    Basic Rules:

    • No Cheating
    • No Exploiting
    • No Bigotry
    • No Doxxing/Harassment

    Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

    FAQ:

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

    A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

    Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

    A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

    Q: What happens if I break the rules?

    A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

    Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
    Crops Grown: 1059 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Tool Time Minecraft Server

    Tool Time Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

    Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

    So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TwinlessInMinecraft

    TwinlessInMinecraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

    Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Ores Mined: 8645

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

    MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

    But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Elven Birthrate Crisis

    Elven Birthrate Crisis
    u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Animals Bred: 183

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Robo Doc Finger Fun

    Robo Doc Finger Fun
    come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • WreckMC

    WreckMC

    WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

    Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

    Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

    Server Overview:

    A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

    Links:

    Discord Server

    Trailer on YouTube

    Images:

    The Western Front (With Defenses)

    The Central Powers

    The Triple Entente

    The Eastern Front

    The Gallipoli Campaign

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
    Can I choose any country to fight for? Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
    What kind of defenses can I create? Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
    Are there different fronts to battle on? Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

    Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Villages Defended: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

    ””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

    So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

    DressCraft: SuckItUpSis
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

    Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

    With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Star Shards Collected: 94
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 855164 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

    EmoVibe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 283
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

    CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!
    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Enchantments Applied: 200
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1617 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HamasHavocCraft

    HamasHavocCraft
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

    oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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