Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
Buildings Constructed: 46 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

    The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

    But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 190359 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CatCraft Ultimatum

    CatCraft Ultimatum
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

    But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • UniVerseFactsMC SMP

    UniVerseFactsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 150
    New Chunks Explored: 300571 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyNostalgia

    CraftyNostalgia
    Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

    KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea
    come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

    experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

    join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

    don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Mines Excavated: 3261 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

    Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

    Welcome to Blue Horizon

    Features Description
    A Dynamic Survival Experience Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
    Enhanced Quality of Life Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
    Exciting Crate Rewards Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
    Player-Driven Economy Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
    In-Game Ranks 24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

    Visit our website for more information.

    Join our Discord community.

    Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Blue Horizon? To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
    What features does the server offer? The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
    Can I create a shop on the server? Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
    Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon? Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
    How can I rank up in-game? Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 257 Dragon Eggs Found: 4539
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

    Murai no Koi Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

    Capital Minecraft SMP Startup 

(Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

    Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

    But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

    So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 268052 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Ores Mined: 4938 Crops Grown: 9257
    Dimension Hops: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP
    Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyFamilyPranks

    CraftyFamilyPranks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

    Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • RocketSatCraft

    RocketSatCraft
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 229 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Helium ShortageCraft

    Helium ShortageCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

    we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

    if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

    so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

    Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell
    u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

    but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

    Nick Eh 30, born Nicholas Amyoony, is a Canadian content creator and professional gamer known for his popular Twitch and YouTube channels. He rose to fame for his skill in games like Fortnite and for his engaging and entertaining gaming content. Nick has amassed a large following of fans who tune in to watch his live streams and videos. He is known for his positive attitude, friendly demeanor, and dedication to his craft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • GTPixels.net

    GTPixels.net

    GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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