Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 327
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Animals Bred: 163
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Elven Birthrate Crisis

    Elven Birthrate Crisis
    u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Robo Doc Finger Fun

    Robo Doc Finger Fun
    come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1599 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • WreckMC

    WreckMC

    WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 397 Ores Mined: 7274
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

    Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

    Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

    Server Overview:

    A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

    Links:

    Discord Server

    Trailer on YouTube

    Images:

    The Western Front (With Defenses)

    The Central Powers

    The Triple Entente

    The Eastern Front

    The Gallipoli Campaign

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
    Can I choose any country to fight for? Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
    What kind of defenses can I create? Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
    Are there different fronts to battle on? Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

    Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 257 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

    ””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

    So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Emeralds Found: 354
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

    DressCraft: SuckItUpSis
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

    Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

    With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 126 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

    EmoVibe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9484 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

    CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!
    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Villages Defended: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HamasHavocCraft

    HamasHavocCraft
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

    oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Villages Defended: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

    PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc
    lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 437 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Dimension Hops: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

    Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Potions Brewed: 200
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Animals Bred: 166
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Release Date 2nd August
    Server Location North America
    Discord Link Join Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the focus of the server?

    The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are some features of the server?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums available to all members
    • Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various events
    • 350 server members and 550 in total
    • Pokemon channel available

    Are there mini seasons on the server?

    Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

    Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

    Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

    Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

    You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 258 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Enchantments Applied: 54

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

    Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

    With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Magic Items Found: 7068
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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