Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 9
Dragon Eggs Found: 3613 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Divine Spears Created: 29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
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  • ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

    ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

    Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

    So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 218
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 4288
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan

    MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered why God created us? Well, on our server, you’ll finally get the answers you’ve been looking for! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate reason for our existence in the wacky world of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Yes, you heard that right – unlimited diamonds! So come on over and start mining like there’s no tomorrow.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to become his royal advisor (or maybe just his personal egg collector).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while building a giant chicken coop.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Dyslexic Gamers

    Crafty Dyslexic Gamers
    join dis epic minecraft server where we celebrate all da unique brains out dere! if u got dyslexia or dyscalculia, dis da place for u! we don’t judge based on ur disability, race, or gender. we embrace all da quirks and strengths dat come with it!

    imagine a world where ur differences are celebrated, where u can be ur true self without fear of judgment. our community is all about inclusivity and positivity, so come join us and let ur unique light shine bright in our pixelated world!

    plus, rumor has it dat our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. u never know what kind of crazy antics u might encounter while exploring our virtual world!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the magic of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows, u might just discover dat ur differences are actually ur superpowers in disguise!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeTech Survival

    PokeTech Survival

    The newest 1.16.5 Pixelmon survival server. We opened on 09/01/24 and have a strong player base already. We are always looking for new trainers to join the adventure, and fun. We offer tons of quests, economy, players shops and markets, tournaments, TCG card game, Auction House, Battle Towers with 80 badges, Ranks, FTB Teams, Land Claims, Free Random Shiny for joining! We also feature MineColonies! Come play with us, we’ll see you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!

    Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!

    Welcome to Blue-Sky Minecraft Server

    Adventure, creativity, and community come first at Blue-Sky. Enjoy a near-vanilla survival experience and dedicated plot-based creative world without pay-to-win schemes.

    Overview:

    Features Description
    Survival & Creative Modes Enjoy vanilla survival experience alongside dedicated creative world.
    Essential Plugins Only Enhance gameplay without overcomplicating the experience.
    No Pay-to-Win Equal footing for all players, no paid advantages.
    Endlessly Expanding Maps Limitless growth for exploration and creation.
    Simple Rule, Maximum Fun Follow one rule – use common sense – for hassle-free community.
    Crossplay Ready Java and Bedrock compatible.

    PLAY: blueskycraft.org

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, we do not have any pay-to-win schemes on Blue-Sky. Everyone plays on equal footing.
    Can I switch between survival and creative modes? Yes, you can enjoy both survival and creative modes on our server.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? We have one simple rule – use common sense. Enjoy a relaxed community experience.
    How can I join the server? You can join by visiting blueskycraft.org or using the direct IP blueskycraft.org:25565

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • RIP sweet prince Minecraft server

    RIP sweet prince Minecraft server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is so epic that even Notch himself shed a tear when he saw it. Legend has it that Herobrine himself tried to take over our server, but our players defeated him with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come join us! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even summon a herd of dancing llamas.

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. RIP sweet prince, because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skye Blue’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Skye Blue’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow on a cloudy day – full of surprises and excitement at every turn!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky is always blue… unless it’s raining diamonds! Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special weather system that showers players with precious gems instead of water. Who needs an umbrella when you can just collect diamonds to stay dry?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Watch as they leap from tree to tree with the grace of a ballet dancer, all while wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP where the sky is blue, the llamas are acrobats, and the creepers know how to boogie. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Crops Grown: 6268 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NoShareMC Server – Sharing is Caring!

    NoShareMC Server – Sharing is Caring!
    Are you tired of your roommate treating your stuff like it’s community property? Join our Minecraft server where sharing is NOT caring! We have strict rules against borrowing without permission, so you can finally keep your virtual diamonds safe from sticky fingers.

    Imagine a world where your camera stays locked up for your personal projects, and your food is saved for tomorrow without fear of it mysteriously disappearing. On our server, boundaries are respected, and uptight roommates are nowhere to be found.

    Don’t let your roommate’s lack of respect for personal space ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and build your virtual empire in peace, away from the clutches of overbearing roommates. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyClothClash

    CraftyClothClash
    Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

    Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Zombie Dances: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FineNotFine – Minecraft SMP

    FineNotFine – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the harsh realities of life and live in a world where everything is made of blocks! Our server is the perfect place to pretend you’re fine by building majestic castles, exploring vast caves, and battling evil mobs with your friends.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous players have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate prankster?

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity. Just remember, when someone asks if you’re fine, you can always say “I’m just mining my own business!”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockPartyFunLand

    BlockPartyFunLand
    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a golden carrot? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and the chance to build your very own castle made entirely out of TNT (because who needs stone bricks anyway?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against a horde of creepers, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Animals Bred: 94
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SaharaSplashCraft

    SaharaSplashCraft
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we make the Sahara desert look like a freakin’ water park! we got rare deluges flooding the desert like it’s nobody’s business! ride your boat through the sandy dunes and make sandcastles in the new lakes that have magically appeared! who needs the beach when you got the Sahara flood extravaganza?! join now for the wettest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • TyezMC

    TyezMC

    TyezMC, TyezMC is a network with alots of gamemodes such as boxpvp, pvp practice, gens, custom gamemodes and lifesteal etc. It is a asia/europe server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 219

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Save your sanity: play on the ‘Savline Freeroam’ server and knock some blocks together!

    Save your sanity: play on the ‘Savline Freeroam’ server and knock some blocks together!

    Savline Survival Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord https://discord.gg/3tmQcEAhjZ
    IP (Java) savlinemcjava.playit.plus
    IP (Bedrock) savlinemc.playit.plus
    Port (Bedrock) 4127

    Welcome to Savline Survival, the evolution of PetacloudMC—a premier survival server for Minecraft versions 1.8 to 1.19.2! Dive into a world where adventure and community come together like never before.

    At Savline Survival, we’ve taken everything players loved about PetacloudMC and enhanced it for an even better experience. Explore expansive biomes, conquer new challenges, and immerse yourself in our unique custom features that keep gameplay fresh and exciting.

    Our dedicated staff is committed to providing a friendly and inclusive environment, ensuring that both seasoned players and newcomers feel right at home. With regular events, updates, and a thriving community, you’ll discover endless opportunities to build, explore, and connect.

    Join us at Savline Survival today and see why we’re the ultimate destination for Minecraft survival enthusiasts!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join using the IP addresses provided above for both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
    Is there a minimum version requirement? Yes, the server supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.19.2.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have unique custom features to enhance gameplay and keep it exciting.
    Can I participate in events on the server? Absolutely! We regularly host events for players to enjoy.
    Is the server community-friendly? Yes, our staff ensures a friendly and inclusive environment for all players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Spy Craft Minecraft Server

    Spy Craft Minecraft Server
    Do you have a secret double life as a spy in your country? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and put your espionage skills to the test as you navigate through secret missions and covert operations. Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover hidden treasures and outsmart your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate spy master in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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