Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Ores Mined: 3123 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY