Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadWhip into Shape Edition! Join us for some steamy adventures in the pixelated world, where anything goes and everyone is encouraged to let their wildest fantasies run wild.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a hot tub filled with lava, surrounded by a group of shirtless villagers dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Got Back”. And that player? They never looked back.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that involve slaying dragons with nothing but a carrot, building giant statues of Steve in compromising positions, and engaging in intense battles of rock-paper-scissors to determine who gets the last piece of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, if you catch my drift). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

    CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Last Moments Server

    Last Moments Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

    we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

    so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • AGELIMC

    AGELIMC

    Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Bolt SMP

    Bolt SMP

    WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Animals Bred: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

    So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

    /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

    SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

    Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

    So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyPainzMC

    CraftyPainzMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation

    Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!

    Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Crops Grown: 3940 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Craftfire Smp

    Craftfire Smp

    Welcome To The Craftfire Network. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and get a Modern Servers like experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and We hope You will really enjoy our Craftfirer network… Soo join now and become a part of this community .

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft is the nicest Dutch survival server because it has a close-knit, friendly community where everyone is welcome! The server offers a unique combination of challenging survival gameplay and fun extras, such as custom quests and events. With an active team of moderators, the server remains safe and fair, and there are regular new updates that keep the experience fresh and exciting. Whether you like building, exploring or playing with friends, you’ll always have fun at PixelCraft

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • FreakyCraft 1.21: More vanilla, less spice!

    FreakyCraft 1.21: More vanilla, less spice!
    FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

    Welcome to FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

    Discover a unique survival experience with our community-driven server!

    Server Details

    Server Type Survival
    Datapacks VanillaTweaks
    Plugins EssentialsX
    Commands /tpa, /home, /rtp
    Community Friendly and helpful
    Events Build battles, PvP battles
    Discord Join our Discord server

    Server Information

    Java IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

    Bedrock IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    FAQ

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing bases is not allowed on the server.

    Can I steal from other players’ bases?

    Yes, stealing from bases is allowed on the server.

    Are PvP battles allowed?

    Yes, PvP combat is allowed on the server.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Ores Mined: 8583
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server

    Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

    Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

    Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

    But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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