Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

    CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Ores Mined: 5724

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyLifeLessons

    CraftyLifeLessons
    Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

    Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

    But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

    So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Enchantments Applied: 178
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Burnout Block Party

    Burnout Block Party
    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

    if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

    we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 260 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Farms Harvested: 920

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Xvxr

    Xvxr

    GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Alien Abductions: 2 Potions Brewed: 195

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Block Ops Minecraft Server

    Block Ops Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

    Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

    Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

    With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

    BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

    With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Magic Items Found: 7915
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NoGuestRoom4U

    NoGuestRoom4U
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the dilemma of whether to sacrifice your gaming den for a guest room, we offer a world where you can build your dream base without any interference.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!

    We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!

    So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • HateQs_MinecraftSMP

    HateQs_MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • HappyBlockCraft

    HappyBlockCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 286 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Animals Bred: 121 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockBucksRUs

    BlockBucksRUs
    yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Runes Activated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft

    Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft
    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can stamp ur way to victory with precision-induced localized molten liquid metal stamps! u can transfer print ultrathin membranes and 3D objects like a boss! no more damage, just pure stamping fun! join now for the most outrageous stamping adventures u will ever experience in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 417

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • What is the IP for videogamedunkey Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for videogamedunkey Minecraft Server?

    Videogamedunkey is a popular YouTube content creator known for his comedic video game reviews, gameplay footage, and commentary. With a sarcastic and humorous style, he has amassed a large following for his witty and entertaining videos. His unique take on popular games has garnered him a dedicated fanbase, making him one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NomaiCraft

    NomaiCraft

    NomaiCraft is a survival PVP Server meant for everyone. As there are few rules on this server, we want people to enjoy themselves on this server in whatever play style they prefer. NOTE: You’ll need to join our discord community through our website to get whitelisted on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ArcticPvP

    ArcticPvP

    ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2781
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Zombie Dances: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

    Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

    Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!

    Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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