Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22

    MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Falling into the Void: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BroLifeCraft

    BroLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

    Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

    But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

    Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Zombie Dances: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 401 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyPovertyPro

    CraftyPovertyPro
    If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9996
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • JewCraft Minecraft Server

    JewCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

    also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Spin Chain Shenanigans

    Spin Chain Shenanigans
    hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

    join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

    why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Superflat

    Superflat

    Join an exciting and unique superflat survival world where you can team up with friends or go solo in a challenging environment! Build, explore, and survive on vast, flat lands with limited resources, pushing your creativity and survival skills to the limit. Our server features an intuitive claims system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from griefers and giving you the freedom to focus on building and collaborating with others. Whether you’re expanding your own base or trading with other players, the superflat terrain offers a fresh twist on survival gameplay. Invite your friends, secure your land, and thrive together in a new and exciting survival experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RebellNation

    RebellNation

    Join the Rebell Nation Minecraft server and Discord community for an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant, welcoming environment where creativity thrives and friendships blossom. Our unique events, engaging quests, and active community ensure there’s always something exciting to do. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a supportive group ready to help you grow and explore. Connect with fellow rebels, share your adventures, and be part of something special [​Optifine is Optional] [[[​Join the discord to download the necessary requirements]]]

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

    Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

    DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

    We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

    RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP
    Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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