Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	7140
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	639015	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8976	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NextLevel Network

Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft Survival Factions KitPvP Community Alliance War Combat Skills Strategies Champion Territories Dominate Conquer Build Explore Thrive Rich Endless opportunities Action-packed arenas, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Nextlevel Network

Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Moonscape Network

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Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, DISCOUNT, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ChillCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Rules	Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
Description	Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need Discord to join?	It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
Can I join if I prefer playing alone?	While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
How do I join the server?	Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8800	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4857

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	75	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

moonrealms

Economy, Events, Fun, Heart, Levels, moonrealms, Store, Survival, Vanilla

a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Animals Bred:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
World Border	16X16K
Features	Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP address?

The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

3. What is the world border size on the server?

The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

4. What features does the server offer?

The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

5. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

6. What kind of community does the server have?

The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

8. How can I start playing on the server?

Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	51717
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Doge Coin Minecraft Server

2030, Altcoin, Blockchain, Buy, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGE coin, Financial, future potential, good time, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, now.., opportunity, profit, Sell, Server, speculation, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

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Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	3125	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1937
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.