Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 10
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 276 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Villages Defended: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 5440
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1148 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8614

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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