Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Love Letters Sent: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual amusement park on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    So why waste your time on boring old websites when you could be exploring a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • WestWingCraft

    WestWingCraft
    so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. but that’s not even the best part, bro.

    we got this dude, Javier Milei, who’s like the king of the server. he’s accused of plagiarizing UN speeches from the West Wing, like what even is that? but don’t worry, he’s got a killer dance move that will blow your mind.

    join this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. plus, we have unlimited cake and diamonds for days. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 295 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Eco Chic Ladies Crafty Haven

    Eco Chic Ladies Crafty Haven
    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

    IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, AND GOLD FOR DAYS. NOT TO MENTION, THE SKY IS LITERALLY MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS FLY AROUND GIVING OUT FREE COOKIES.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO. FLY AROUND, SHOOT LASERS FROM YOUR EYES, AND SAVE THE DAY LIKE A BOSS.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT PINK FLUFFY BUNNY AS A PET? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT BUNNY AND SPREAD JOY AND HAPPINESS TO ALL THE PLAYERS.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Crops Grown: 9500

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Welcome to “The Gates of Valhalla: Where Grinding is Fun, Servers are Fresh, and Maturity is Optional”

    Welcome to “The Gates of Valhalla: Where Grinding is Fun, Servers are Fresh, and Maturity is Optional”

    Welcome to Valhalla – Minecraft Server

    🔥 Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla!

    🧬 Innovative Progression Like Never Before

    🌍 Fresh, Untouched World Awaits

    🎭 Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests

    🌕 Survive the Night’s Perils

    🎉 Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community

    🚀 Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

    Server Details

    Server IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org
    Discord https://www.valhallacraft.org

    Forge your legacy. Overcome the impossible. Rule in Valhalla.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is the server open for all players? Yes, the server is open to all players who wish to join the community.
    What makes Valhalla different from other servers? Valhalla offers innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, night perils, and a thriving community.
    Are there any exclusive abilities or rare items on the server? Yes, as you progress in Valhalla, you can unlock exclusive abilities and rare items that set you apart.
    How can I participate in weekly events? You can join the Discord community and stay updated on upcoming events and challenges.
    Can I choose my playstyle in Valhalla? Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, there’s a place for you in Valhalla to forge your legend.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

    Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can transform into animals for combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to fight off creepers as a majestic unicorn? Our world features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a tornado might sweep through and mix things up. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our microtransactions are all about making you look fabulous while you slay dragons. Join us on NA East, Lottie, where the guild vidya is always up for a laugh, or hop over to EU, Benny, where the guild Pettan is known for their epic dance parties. Come for the adventure, stay for the chaos – you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia

    Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs like “Yummy Yum Yummy” and “Sip Some Tea” – we even have a song called “Illusion Night” that will make you question reality itself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Pavolia Reine, a hololiveID 2nd gen member who will serenade you with covers of songs like “Fatale” and “Salamander.” Rumor has it that Reine once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a ukulele and a smile – now that’s talent!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to jam out with Reine and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground karaoke bar where creepers sing backup vocals. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9965 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod

    HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod
    Are you tired of your spouse becoming a gym-obsessed monster right before your eyes? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the gym transformation craze!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and watch as your character transforms into a buff, muscular powerhouse without ever setting foot in a real gym. Say goodbye to excessive workout videos and hello to endless fun in the world of Minecraft!

    Plus, with our special potion recipes, you can cook up some delicious virtual meals for your character to enjoy, all without the pressure of losing weight or becoming a gym rat. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the grips of the gym transformation madness!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • VacayCraft SMP

    VacayCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

    Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

    So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5733 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

    AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

    join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

    NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition
    hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

    not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4125 Villages Defended: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!
    The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

    🔮DUNGEONS:

    🌍 WORLDS:

    🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

    Are you a Dungeoneer?

    Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links:

    Discord

    Map

    Rules:

    • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
    • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
    • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
    • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
    • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
    • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
    • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
    • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
    • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

    Lonely at Work Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

    Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

    But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • XmasGiftDramaCraft

    XmasGiftDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

    Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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