Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

    SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

    join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

    we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

    Neoproterozoic Life Survivors
    LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

    DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

    Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns
    Avalon Minecraft Server

    Avalon Minecraft Server

    Server Trailer: Watch Here

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    Server IP: defend.avalon.today

    Avalon is Under Attack!

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

    Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

    Features:

    Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
    NPC-based Questing
    Keep Inventory enabled
    Custom Skills and Magic Spells
    Custom Armor & Weapons
    Co-operative Towny environment
    Silk Touch Spawners
    Crates, Voting, Banking
    Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing or stealing
    • No scamming
    • Be respectful
    • Be ethical
    • Use common sense

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

    Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

    Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

    Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

    Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

    Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

    Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

    Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

    🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

    🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

    💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

    Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PhoneFlipperPro

    PhoneFlipperPro
    Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 276 Dimension Hops: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

    CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

    If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • AnnoyingEarwormCraft

    AnnoyingEarwormCraft
    Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

    So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CreeperCarnageFunLand

    CreeperCarnageFunLand
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7514 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

    Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat
    So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • 💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

    💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

    IP: mydestiny.su

    Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

    Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

    Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

    Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

    Here you will find:

    [+] Anarchy

    [+] New armor

    [+] New weapons

    [+] Dragon World

    [+] Customized map

    [+] Good admins

    Happy gaming!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 240 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join the server? You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
    What is the server’s focus? The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
    Is the server for Java Edition only? Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

    Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • > Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

    > Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

    So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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