Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • /tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

    /tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

    Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

    But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

    And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

    MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

    And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 6782

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CarCraftBroNoShare

    CarCraftBroNoShare
    Are you tired of family drama and car-sharing shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your brother can’t steal your virtual car!

    On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP

    WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

    Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!

    Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!
    If you could live anywhere in the world for free, why not choose our Minecraft server? We have beautiful pixelated landscapes, endless possibilities for building, and the best part – no pesky landlords or property taxes! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. So why settle for boring old real life when you can join us and live out your wildest blocky dreams?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • HackersCraft Minecraft Server

    HackersCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AmazonRivDrought122

    AmazonRivDrought122
    come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers never dry up and the water always flows like a never-ending fountain of youth! forget about real life droughts, on our server you can swim and fish to your heart’s content without a care in the world!

    we have magical water that never runs out, just like a bottomless margarita glass at a never-ending happy hour! build your own underwater kingdom or sail the seas on a pirate ship made of diamonds and emeralds!

    who needs real life when you can escape to our server where the rivers are always flowing and the adventures never end? join now and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ElectricityMC: Kind of Vanilla, Kind of SMP, Just a Splash of Randomness, Java Edition! Join the Adventure Now!

    ElectricityMC: Kind of Vanilla, Kind of SMP, Just a Splash of Randomness, Java Edition! Join the Adventure Now!

    Minecraft Server Info

    Version 1.21.1
    Server address play.voltaicmc.com
    Server website voltaicmc.com
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    What is Voltaic?

    • A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
    • A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
    • A bustling player ran trade economy.
    • A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
    • A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
    • Player events & community builds.
    • A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
    • Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
    • A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
    • An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
    • Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

    Some of our plugins/datapacks

    • Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
    • Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
    • Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
    • Armor Statues
    • Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
    • Ability to sleep the night away.
    • Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

    Things you should expect from Voltaic:

    • 100% Server Uptime unless notified.
    • A close knit community of respectful adults.
    • A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
    • An active staff team for all of your questions.

    What we are looking for in players:

    • Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
    • Involvement and participation in our community.
    • Players that are 16 and older.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 277

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

    Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Throne and Liberty, where you can transform into animals for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out as a ferocious panda or a sneaky fox?

    Our game features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a sudden thunderstorm will strike while you’re building your epic castle. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher, AWS, is all about enhancing player customization and choice. Plus, who doesn’t love a good battle pass to show off your skills?

    Join us on the NA East server, Lottie, where the guild vidyapassword is 69420 – because only the most elite players can crack that code. Or hop on over to the EU server, Benny, where the guild Pettan is ruling the land with their insane building skills.

    Don’t miss out on all the crazy fun – join Throne and Liberty today and let the adventures begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

    TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

    DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

    Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

    So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HurricaneHavocCraft

    HurricaneHavocCraft
    Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

    Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

    Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

    LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

    Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

    But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

    So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CreepervilleCraft

    CreepervilleCraft
    Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

    IranCraft: Ready for PvP!
    come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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