Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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