Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Dimension Hops: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Runes Activated: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3889 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9454
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5981 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Farms Harvested: 239
    Villages Defended: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Potions Brewed: 194 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 62 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft
    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Novidium

    Novidium

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

    Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

    There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

    There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

    There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in:   -Balance leaderboard, for money   -Island leaderboard, for island level

    Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Astopia

    Astopia

    Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

    Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

    OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

    I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

    On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

    The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

    We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Ores Mined: 9779 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3605

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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