Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	5344
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	8325	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

play.aureusmc.net

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157

play.orioncraft.org

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Towns Built:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Emeralds Found:	3183
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Items Found:	7812	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Towns Built:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in