Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
New Chunks Explored:	756679	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

play.supersoulmc.net

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1730
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

playmcm.net

MC Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

MC Zone Minigames!

play.mczone.co

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	1464	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

pvp.lihp.us

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	796	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

craftworldpvp.no-ip.org

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Potions Brewed:	171
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

hope.pocketmc.net:25167

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

waterfunnetwork.playmc.be

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5523	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Buildings Constructed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Buildings Constructed:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it