Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7089
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	53

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	7671
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	352635
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	855	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	5021	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4363	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ores Mined:	4989
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8288
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	183	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	3056	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	84	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	6256

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4838	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.