Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

#venting, 4chan, aggravating, ANNOYING, b.., Community, Disappointment, forum, Frustration, internet, lol, long tail tag, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, ranting, smp, SUCKS, Today, TOXIC, trolling, unproductive, Waste of time

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Farms Harvested:	577
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2016	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Buildings Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	6005
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!