Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	40640	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	8158
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Towns Built:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	8994	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8141

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Buildings Constructed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.