Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	83	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Potions Brewed:	126	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Buildings Constructed:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	5916
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.