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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1827	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Ores Mined:	2697

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mines Excavated:	4817
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3439	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	746544	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1410
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Divine Spears Created:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	271

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	9312	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	163774	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.