Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	4761
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Farms Harvested:	780
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Villages Defended:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.