Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with sassy joshikosei who will roast you harder than a marshmallow over a campfire. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and maybe even make some frenemies along the way.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as savage as they are hilarious? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to find it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SisTallProbsMC

    SisTallProbsMC
    Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

    We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

    Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
    What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 New Chunks Explored: 934712
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

    LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Helosion

    Helosion

    New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

    Crafty Minds Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

    CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!
    Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

    BlazeCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Potions Brewed: 53 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyWelcomeCulture

    CraftyWelcomeCulture
    so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 497 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Holy Coconut

    Holy Coconut

    We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Raftel

    Raftel

    PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 155152 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

    NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

    Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9538 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyLoveReject

    BlockyLoveReject
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3349 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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