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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Farms Harvested: 974
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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