so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
Farms Harvested: 614 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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