so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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