so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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