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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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