Are you tired of Sir Jeff Bridges demanding too much money on your current Minecraft server? Well, fear not! We have the perfect solution for you. Our server has found the one and only player who jumped on the first greyhound out to join us. Legend has it that he can build a house in Minecraft faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Join us this evening and witness the epicness unfold!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 182
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

    Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us for the most epic builds and upgrades, just like upgrading your PC with the latest and greatest components. Need advice on your build list? We got you covered, just make sure your monitor is up to par with our standards of excellence.

    But beware of the dreaded 12VHPWR! Make sure you fully seat that connector or risk melting your connection like a lava flow. And don’t even think about using angled adapters, unless you want chaos to ensue.

    We’ve got all the latest gossip on Intel Raptor Lake and RPL Refresh drama. Avoid the 13th and 14th gen CPUs like the plague, unless you want your game to crash harder than a falling anvil.

    Looking for the perfect CPU for your Minecraft adventures? From HTPC browsing to extreme gaming, we’ve got the recommendations that will blow your mind. And remember, never settle for an iGPU-less CPU, unless you want your graphics to look as pixelated as a Steve skin.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure your PC is up to snuff, or you might end up in a blocky nightmare worse than the Nether itself!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Runes Activated: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BlockyLoveTriangle

    BlockyLoveTriangle
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no Tyler-like characters ruining your fun!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero cancellation fees for reservations (because who needs that drama, am I right?). Our diverse community will have you laughing in Spanglish and building friendships that will last a lifetime.

    Say goodbye to rude, ginger bbq wing-hating Tylers and hello to a world where the only thing breaking up is the blocks you mine. So come on over and join us, because life’s too short to deal with real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DinoDreams Minecraft SMP

    DinoDreams Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride around on a T-Rex named Fluffy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and of course, dinosaurs roaming around causing mayhem. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner dino tamer and conquer the Minecraft world, then this is the place for you! Who needs a horse when you can have a Velociraptor named Sparkles to ride into battle with? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1622
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • StacksOnStacksMC

    StacksOnStacksMC
    Are you tired of being broke in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a virtual millionaire with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches? Join now and live out your wildest dreams of being a Minecraft baller!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!

    we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.

    plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.

    and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?

    so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

    FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess
    so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

    our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

    join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief

    Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief
    LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE A TETRIS TREATMENT SESSION FOR YO BRAIN! JOIN AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PTSD, YO! ONE SESSION AND YOU BE FEELIN’ FINE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS! COME ON, BUILD YO BLOCKS AND HEAL YO MIND, IT’S A NO-BRAINER, LITERALLY!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Chimeras Created: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Mc WebPd

    Mc WebPd

    Hey there, Minecraft adventurers! Brace yourselves for McWebPd – the raw, unfiltered anarchy server that’s about to shake up your Minecraft world! We’re running on the cutting-edge 1.21.1, but don’t worry if you’re a bit behind – we welcome players from 1.12 all the way up! Anarchy Unleashed: Where Your Imagination Runs Wild! At McWebPd, we believe in true freedom. No rules holding you back, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft mayhem! Build, destroy, conquer – it’s all fair game as long as you don’t crash our party or lock others out of the fun. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got some seriously cool surprises hidden throughout our world. Stumble upon insanely enchanted gear or face off against custom mobs that’ll make your head spin. The best part? These gems are constantly evolving, keeping you on your toes with every login! And guess what? Your creations are here to stay. No resets, no wipes (fingers crossed 🤞). Build your legacy and watch it stand the test of time! Now, here’s the inside scoop: We’re still in development, and we need YOUR help to make McWebPd the ultimate anarchy experience. By joining now, you’re not just playing – you’re shaping the future of our server. How cool is that? So, are you ready to be part of something epic? Dive into the chaos at mc.webpd.ro and help us test the limits of what’s possible! Remember, in this world, you’re not just a player – you’re a pioneer. See you in the game, trailblazers! P.S. No special ranks, no admins breathing down your neck – just you, the wilderness, and endless possibilities. Let’s make Minecraft history together!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Runes Activated: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • 1ba3d

    1ba3d

    Minecraft server 1ba3d is anarchistic on version 1.20.1 and has no rules. Everyone can do whatever they want. There are some plugins etc.

    But you will also have complete freedom there!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!

    Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!

    Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server

    Overview
    Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy.
    What kind of server is this? This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server? Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
    Is this server vanilla or modded? This server is vanilla.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 184
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the B in BA stands for Blacked! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1141 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Crops Grown: 1694 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 314 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP

    Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity to an escort again! Our server is filled with so many exciting adventures and challenges that you won’t have time for anything else. Plus, who needs escorts when you can have a virtual girlfriend made out of blocks? Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying. So come join us and leave all your escort-related worries behind!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5765
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server

    SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

    Our server is the perfect escape for those who have been raised by their siblings and need a break from family obligations. Our oldest sister (40F) may have sacrificed her own childhood to raise her younger siblings, but on our server, she can finally relax and unwind without any triggers.

    With 16 children between the five siblings, family gatherings can get a little hectic. But on our server, there’s no need to worry about excluding anyone or dealing with guilt trips. Build your own virtual family and invite whoever you want – no judgment here!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and focus on building your dream world, join us now! Who needs real-life siblings when you have a virtual family of blocks and pixels?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Potions Brewed: 133
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • 10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

    10KidsNoWayInLawsStay
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

    🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?

    👶🏼 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!

    💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂

    So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! 🎮🤪

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

    MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

    So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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